| THOUGHT OF THE DAY |
| "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body , but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting " ...holy shit... what a ride " |
| The only easy day was yesterday |
| THE WIFE...... The WIFE was watching a cooking show the other day. I said, "What are you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, "You watch porn!!!" |